A Message from Arnold J Aardvark

The Editor.

We’re pleased to say that The Gooner will be carrying on next season, which means that we will be continuing to write 4 pages of Up The Arse! jokes in each issue.

We are also preparing a “Best of…” 2018/2019 issue containing the highlights from this year’s Gooner pages. This will only be available through the post, so drop us an email if you’d like to register your interest.

In the meantime we’re giving the site a little makeover. Please hang on in there!

You can contact the editor at editor@upthearse.net